Passing an exam

 

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

Argentina Vs Brazil (Ad campaign during the World Cup)

 

Before the football match between Argentina and Brazil, an Argentinean condom company came up with this ad (image 1) to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them.

Brazil won the match and their Football organisation replied to the ad (image 2) (see the pics sideways)

Useful websites

http://mapmash.googlepages.com/tvmap.htm

Live TV from CNN, Russia, Canada, CNN IBN India and other channels (totally around 10 from around the world)

 

http://www.flightstats.com/
Tracking flights through Google maps. It has a very good interface.

 

http://www.flightview.com

Another good flight tracking site. It has a standalone window which keeps tracking the flight. But the tracker is not as good as the flightstats tracker. Tracks only flights inbound and outbound to north american airrport.

 

http://www.gearthblog.com/blog/archives/2007/09/google_earth_flight.html

Google Earth 4.2 now includes Flight Simulator Mode which is an easter egg. So go to this site to find out how to be an F-16 pilot

 

 

 

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Live Bangalore Traffic

http://www.btis.in/

Gives live traffic in key points in bangalore

Also supports directions as well as SMS

 

 

http://bangalorelive.in

Live webcam placed at 5 traffic points in bangalore

 

Celebrity Urine therapy

This one goes to my new list of my new BIG ideas.

The story goes like this. I was inviting one of my friends to my house, when he asked: "what will you give me if i come to my house" .
I said "I will give you urine therapy. I have bottles of medicine stored up just for you"
he says: " i dont mind urine therapy as long as it is sharon stone's".

TRINGG... idea strikes me.
We will set up a big store where we will be storing up clebrity urine samples. Some of them will be stored in huge cans underground so that thy can be used after 10-15 years(at that time it will worth much more!!)

I am looking for retailers, dealers, and sample collectors who are interested in this.

From glamour world to penury

— Photo: PTI

Fallen star: Geetanjali Nagpal being taken to the VIMHANS Hospital in Delhi.

New Delhi: Hers is a journey from the glitter of the fashion world to utter destitution.

Found begging on the streets of the capital, ex-model Geetanjali Nagpal now has nowhere to go with her family disowning her and government agencies floundering in finding a shelter for her and taking hours to decide on how to rehabilitate her.

Ms. Nagpal (32), who once walked the ramps for top designers, was found by a photojournalist begging at a market in posh South Delhi on Friday.

The Delhi Commission for Women (DCW) swung into action and took her to the VIMHANS Hospital, where doctors diagnosed her as suffering from fear psychosis and said she had to be hospitalised.

However, the VIMHANS refused to admit her saying a case had to be registered first.

DCW chairperson Barkha Singh took Ms. Nagpal to the Hauz Khas police station. However, the police did not register a case after which the ex-model was taken to the court of the Metropolitan Magistrate.

With her matted hair, dirty clothes and unwashed look, Ms. Nagpal, however, said: “I was only asking, not begging.”

There was some drama outside the hospital as Ms. Nagpal refused to leave the car and go inside for a check-up. Doctors then came to the car and spoke to her.

Daughter of a Navy officer, Ms. Nagpal graduated from Lady Shri Ram College. She left home in 1990 and took to modelling full time. Ms. Nagpal went from Delhi to Mumbai, but her career failed to take off. — PTI